Ukip Jokes - 3 Hilarious Ukip Jokes

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What is the Difference between UKIP and a Toilet?

A Toilet has a Seat.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles

(for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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A UKIP candidate standing in local elections in Bristol has been revealed as a 40-year veteran of the porn industry.

Hardly surprising. The first thing I think when I hear, 'UKIP candidate' is always, 'enormous prick'.

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