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Tubes Tied Jokes

Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied?

After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum

This racist blonde with 3 kids got her tubes tied...

because she read that 1 child in 4 is black.

My wife said she would leave me if i suggested getting her tubes tied again...

But i think she's just ovaryacting.

[OC] A Man's House is on Fire

A Man's house is on fire. He is standing on the front lawn when a firefighter arrives. The man tells the firefighter "My wife and baby are in there!"

The firefighter asks: "If I can't save both, which should I bring back?!"

Man quickly responds "My wife. We can always have more babies"...

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