Tourettes Jokes - 29 Hilarious Tourettes Jokes

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Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her tourettes.

Turns out she doesn't have tourettes.

I am a and she really does want me to off.

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At the Tourettes Syndrome Protest March

"Whadda we want?"

"A cure for Tourettes!"

"When do we want it?"

"!"

I got diagnosed with tourettes today

guess it's time to tic that off my to-do list.

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I have tourettes

But I live in Australia so none of these cunts have a clue

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What do you call a cow with tourettes?

Beef Jerky

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Old Macdonald had tourettes

E I E I .

Joined the Tourettes Society today ...

It only took a minute to swear me in

The worst thing about having tourettes...

People are always expecting you to say something funny.

Jesus was filling in a form. The question was "Do you suffer from Tourettes?"

He wasn't sure whether to put a tic or a cross.

How does a dyslexic with tourettes pray?

He swears to Dog.

My friend has Tourettes.

He doesn't have a bank account.
He has a swear jar.

I just joined a Tourettes Club

took 5 hours to get sworn in...

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I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes....

turns out he just genuinely thought I was a .

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The job interviewer asked, "whats your full name?"

"It's Peter Piss Flaps Smith."

The interviewer asked me, "do you suffer from tourettes Peter?"

"No" I replied, "but the priest at my baptism did."

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Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes?

He was up all last night wondering if there is a .

Trump is like a bird with Tourettes

He can't control his Tweets

I was talking to a man with tourettes the other day and he just started shouting at me...

I don’t know what I said but something made him tick!

There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people.

There's much adieu about nothing.

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I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?”
I said “Tourettes! Now off!”

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

*Dino-swore.*

I'm sorry.

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I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourettes Society.

It's the thought that cunts!

I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...

I want to know what makes them tic.

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Roses Are Red...

Violets are blue,

I have tourettes,

Women say they want a man who speaks his mind...

But every guy I know with Tourettes is single.

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So a dude is visiting a group of engineers

the chief engineer greets him and gives him a tour of the facility.

"Right now we're building machinery for the military", says the chief engineer.

the guy sees an assault rifle mounted onto a complicated looking device and asks, "whats going on over here?"

the chief engineer re...

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Once upon a time there was a toad named Ian.

Ian had tourette's. His life's dream was to become a toad janitor. But every place he applied turn him down because he would cuss repeatedly as a result of his tourette's. Him saying cuss words all the time was distracting to the other employees.

Finally he saw there was an opening to be a ja...

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I am dreading the day when you no longer have to mask up in the supermarket.

Everyone will know I'm the with the Tourettes

I think dyslexia is hilarious.

So is tourettes you funch of cucking sock buckers!

I met an alien who couldn't stop swearing...

He was an Extra Tourettes-trial.

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