Then there was the time I snagged my tongue piercing on her naval piercing:
I was caught between a rack and a hot place!
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My buddy’s girlfriend walked in on him getting a blowjob from another woman
He didn’t even apologise or anything, just looked her in the eye and said “It’s not my fault, her tongue piercing got magnetically attracted to me.”
That dude must have balls of steel.
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