Did you hear about the two drug users who injected curry powder thinking it was heroin?
One got a dodgy Tikka and the others in a Korma.
Got into an argument with a colleague so I bought their favorite Indian food, to attempt to make up.
I tried to curry favor but they were having naan of it. I only managed to tikka them off more.
Just saw A blonde running down the street.
She had an arm full of chicken tikka masala.
I think she got mixed up when her friend said,
today we are going to rob Curry's.
For Americans and other English Tongue out there.
( Curry's in England is an electrical store.)
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler?
The SwasTikka
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