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Kid tragically fell under a steam roller

The poor child was squashed to death as a steam roller ran over him. Fortunately some one knew who he was and where he lived. A police officer said he would drive to the child’s address to break the bad news. Sadly there was no reply so the police officer did the next best thing. He slid the kid und...

I recently got ran over by a steam roller

people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.

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Note: Never piss off a musician with a steam roller

Unless you want to B♭

What do you call Batman and Robin after the get run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?

What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?


Rascal Flatts.

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That’s awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!

Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

How Wonderful

Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller?

He was flattered

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