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Staying Up Late Jokes

What did the mama cow say to their calf when she caught it staying up late?

Hay, it's pasture bedtime!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A college professor is driving home drunk one Saturday night....

When he gets pulled over. The cop comes up to his window and asks him:

"Excuse me sir, you were speeding, you ran a red light and you appear to be drunk, where are you going?"

The professor replies: "I am currently on my way to a lecture concerning the dangers of drinking, smoking and ...

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