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I offered my elderly neighbour 20 bucks to give me a ride on her stair lift.

I think she's gonna take me up on it..

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Stair Lift

My gran hates her stairlift, she said it drives her up the fucking wall.

I hate stair lifts

They drive me up the friggin wall

My grandfather is really frustrated at the new stair lift he installed in his house.

It’s driving him up the wall.

An old woman and her birthday gifts

An old woman had three sons. Two were rich and the other was poor. This woman's 90th birthday was coming up and this depressed the poorer son as he knew he could never match his brothers gifts in terms of expense or splendour.

However, he didn't give up and thought of gift she would really l...

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