Gabe Newell should be president

That way we'd never have WW3.

I don't know if Gabe Newell would be a very good president.

But at least there won't be a world war 3.

Gabe Newell is an anti-vaxer

he doesn't let his creations get to 3

The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together.

Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.

A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"

1...

2...

2 and a half...

2 and three quarters...

2 and five sevenths...

Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gab...

Valve shows the public a new game, Half-Life 3.

A fan of the series sees Gabe Newell, Valve's co-founder, and walks up to him.
"Hey, Mr. Newell, how did you do it? You actually made another Half-Life game!" the fan says.
"Well 15 percent was creating it, and 5 percent was thinking up the story." Gabe replies.

Confused, the fan as...

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