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Ssss Jokes

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

Baa-dum-ssss

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..

Baa- dum- ssss

Why was the snake so happy while it was on a long road?

Because it was going on for ssss-miles

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A stuttering man

So one man decided to go to the doctors one day for his horrible stuttering problem he had since puberty. He goes into the office and gets checked out by the doctor, the doctor says, "I know whats wrong, your penis is so big its pulling on your vocal chords making you stutter." So the man and doctor...

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My wife started charging people for blowjobs at fancy restaurants...

...because she wanted to make a little extra money under the table.

Ba^dum^tsssss^ssss

If a snake is shedding...

Is it getting ssss-naked?

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A man with a stutter goes to the doctor

Patient: "D-d-doctor, I h-h-have a p-problem w-with m-m-ma wife..."

Doctor: "What's the issue? Is it the stutter? You know that I'm a plastic surgeon, right?"

Patient:"Y-yes a-a-I'm f-f-fully a-a-aware of that. e-e-It's n-n-not the sssss-tutter, e-it s'actually b-bout my penis... It's ...

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