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The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

3 police officer have met. Russian, Finnish, Somalian.



Russian asks: "Do you also get most of your salary in bribes?"

Finnish: "What is "bribes"?"

Somalian: "What is "salary"?"

Why aren't Somalians going to the movies?

They can't keep their chair down

My African friend knows a lot about reds and whites

He’s a wine Somalian

An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america.

Just kidding, they can't.

Olympic Results for Sailing are out:

The British have taken the Gold medal.

The French have taken the Silver medal.

The Somalians have taken the boats.

How do you kill 50 flies at once?

Hit a Somalian child in the face with a shovel.

Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate

But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story

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A very clean joke

A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...

What does two rice grains in the sink mean?

Some Somalian has been up all night puking.

6 Men kidnap a blonde

They let go of her after being paid the ransom. Now the blonde is being questioned by the cops,for info on the kidnappers.

Cop:Mam, did you get a good look at them?

Blonde:No they were wearing masks.

Cop: Do you have anything to help us with the case?

Blonde: Yes I do...

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