Little johnny was in class and the teacher asked him to name 3 kings that have brought joy to the world, Little johnny replied "smo-king,drin-king,and fu-king"
History professor trying to make a point
Professor: Can you mention any kings that have brought happiness and laughter into people's lives?
Me: Smo-king, Drin-king and fu*-king
Teacher: can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?
Student: Drin King, Smo King, and Fuc King!
3 great kings
Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
A man was going for a holiday to Acapulco, Mexico...
But since he does not speak any Spanish, he is a bit worried if he will be alright.
He talks to an old friend about his worries and the friend tells him "Don't worry! Spanish is not so hard to speak. Many words are similar to english, so if you just speak slowly enough, I'm sure they will und...
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