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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

They say women get turned on by guys who are funny

Well, if that's true, I must have a very dry sense of humor.

If towels told jokes…

They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor.

I was going to make a joke about water...

But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor

A guy fell in a puddle

Everybody was laughing but i have a dry sense of humor

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