Seahawks Jokes - 7 Hilarious Seahawks Jokes

Is Satan a Seahawks fan?

A curious man died one day and found himself waiting in the long line for his after-life judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of Heaven while others were led over to Satan who threw them into a burning pit. Every so often, instea...

Want to know why I always wear my Seahawks Jersey when I take a test?

It's so I'll pass, even when I shouldn't!

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The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World...

but they decided to pass.

After the Seahawks game, a reporter went to interview a banged-up player, who had two black eyes.

The reporter said, "You look terrible - what happened to you?"

The player said, "I pulled a groin."

The reporter asks, "You have two black eyes - how did that happen if you pulled a groin?"

The guy responds, "Not mine - someone else's."

Since I have a lot of exams next week...

I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't

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So there's a terrible student...

This student comes to class only a quarter of the time, never turns in homework, never speaks in class or participates in group exercises, etc. However, he always does well on exams and quizzes, even when it seems like he hasn't studied at all. The strangest thing is that every time there's an exam,...

I guess she's got me there.

I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, "I'll pass, even though I know I shouldn't." And she said, "Seahawks fan, huh?"

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