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Daugther Jokes

I taught my young daugther to switch out the discs in my PS4 for me.

It was a real game changer.

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A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents...

Her dad opens the door.

"Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."

"To WHAT???

"Tobias."

The missionary and the black sheep

A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.

Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.
After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one d...

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The professor of statistics and logistics.

So a friend told me this joke. It was created by Norm MacDonald. Hopefully I don't butcher it. Also, I'm on mobile, so I apologize if it's weirdly formatted.

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A new guy moves into a cul de sac. One of the neighbors comes up to him and starts small talk.

"So what...

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So, a teenage boy was visiting his girlfriend’s house for the first time since their relationship started a few months back

The dad: ”What is your name and what are your intentions with my daugther?”

Him: ”I’m Mahput McCockinner, and I will love her until she can’t even stand up without a walking frame”

Note: Originally posted as a comment, then as a joke here but changed cuz of unneccessary specifics. (OC ...

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