My two favorite things are fucking my step sister and not using commas.
I also can't count.
My step sister's hand got caught in the sink.
I Googled for a solution and there it was.
The tutorial was weird but Google is never wrong.
100 humps and her hand got unstuck.
In the family
A husband confesses to his wife that he was unfaithful 21years ago, and as a result has a son. The wife forgives him. 9month later the wife is heavily pregnant and the husband wants to introduce his son to his wife. The wife agrees and a date is set. On the morning arranged and as the father and ...
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So I recently got engaged, and used to visit my future in-laws' house quite frequently...
My fiance had a step sister, who used to tease me a lot. She used to stared at me across the dining table, used to bend down while wearing a skirt, etc.
A couple of days before the wedding, she called me at the house to help her make the invitation cards. When I arrived, there was no one at t...