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Raj Jokes

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Raj is in dire trouble.

His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.

He's so desperate that he decides to ask Lord Vishnu for help. He goes to the temple and begins to pray. "Oh Vishnu, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Plea...

Sheldon, Howard and Raj saved up 1 million dollars each

Leonard only had a penny

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Can you spare just £2 for young Raj...

He is a 9 year old boy living in Iraq, he has just one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to cycle 7 miles on a narrow road to school on a rusty bike with bent wheels, one pedal and no brakes. if you send just £2 we will send you the video, it is fucking hilarious!

Two British Raj colonels are sitting at a table, enjoying a cup of tea and a warm bowl of curry

The first colonel turns to the other and says

"Why I say, this India land is extraordinary!"

The second colonel replies;

"Quite so, but there's just one issue"

"What's that?"

Looking outside onto the street, the second replies;

"Too many damn foreigners!"

If Putin invades India and wins

He'll be called Raj Putin

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The Bakery

A guy named Rajesh works at a bakery in Karachi, Pakistan. As a gopher, he is obligated to serve the baker. One day the baker says
"Raj, go and get me a bag of flour."
Raj goes to get the bag and puts it on his head. Unfortunately the bag breaks and covers him from head to toe. Dejected, he w...

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My take on a shaggy dog story

A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and sees a sign pinned up above the till - “talking cat, going cheap.”

He calls the barman over and asks him what the deal with the cat is and can he have a look at it. The man shrugs, goes into the back and returns with a mangy old Tom cat.

“Here ...

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