Price Is Right Jokes - 8 Hilarious Price Is Right Jokes

RIP Bob Barker, host of The Price is Right, dead at 99

You gotta give him credit, going right up to the edge of 100, without going over.

RIP to longtime ‘the Price is Right’ host Bob Barker

He’s still alive, but he’s 95 years old, and I want my guess to be closest without going over.

I wish the “Price is Right” would partner with the Dollar Store.

You are CORRECT again! ONE DOLLAR!

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People treat me like showcase #1 on The Price Is Right

A worthless pile of shit with no car.

My family got angry at me for practicing for The Price is Right

I guess I shouldn’t practice during Christmas

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Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet?

Nobody's willing to cum on down

A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”

Hair Club Salesman: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”

Bald Man: “How about faux dollars faux hair?”

Sorry guys, I’ll show myself outta hair.

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There was an 80 year old man in a living in a nursing home

For the past few years, he had been dating a 75 year old lady 3 rooms down from him. Every day she would go to his room, sit next to him, pull out his penis, hold it in her hand as the watched the Price is Right. Being 75, she didn't have enough energy to actually do anything, she just held it in he...

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