Patty Melt Jokes - 2 Hilarious Patty Melt Jokes

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How do you make a patty melt?

I dunno...just say nice things to her, take her out to dinner, and tell her you love her over a candlelight dinner. Worth a shot.

How do you make a patty melt?

Give Marcie a strap-on.

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