How does Popeye like his spinach?

With Olive Oyl

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How does Popeye stop his penis going rusty?

How does Popeye stop his penis going rusty?

He sticks it in Olive Oyl.

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What does Popeye put on his dick to have sex?

Olive Oyle..!!

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[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth?

He puts it in Olive Oyl.

What part of Popeye never gets rusty?

The part he sticks in Olive Oyl!

<Popeye laugh>

You know how Popeye has muscles of steel? Which muscle does he have that never rusts?

The one that he dips into Olive Oyl.

Why doesn't Popeye need lube?

Because he has Olive Oyl..

Bonus:
What does Popeye do to keep his favourite tool from rusting?
He sticks it in Olive Oyl.

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Why does Popeye have the perfect dick?

Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl.

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