She heads to the produce aisle and sees a man stocking the shelves. “Excuse me where are your onions?” “Ma’am we don’t have any onions today” the man replied. “Nonsense, I know you have onions today” she replied. “ ma’am we really don’t” he said again. “ yes you do” was her response....
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A woman goes to a grocery
and tells the grocer, "I want one pound of potatoes, one pound of tomatoes, and one pound of onions."
The grocer replies, "I'm sorry, but we don't have any onions."
"Okay, then give me two pounds of potatoes, one and a half pounds of tomatoes, and half a pound of onions."
"I tol...
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