North Wind Jokes

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. H... read more

Little Johnny's father farted.

The son asked his father: "What was that?"

His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'"

When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind?

Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"