Nocturn Jokes - 18 Hilarious Nocturn Jokes

What breed of horses are nocturnal?

Nightmares.

I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse

Well, it was actually more of a night mare.

A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn.

I'm getting owl-ly updates.

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My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River

I told him that's bat shit in Seine

What do you call a nocturnal bug?

A night crawler

What do you call a nocturnal bird that preys on bulges?

an OwOwl

What’s a nocturnal animal’s favorite school subject?

Owlgebra

I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking

I'm just taking a shot in the dark.

Just remember - An annoying song about a Lions nocturnal habits.....

.... is never more than ‘A Whim Away....’

What do you call a nocturnal flying creature that's attracted to neon lights?

An urban moth

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite?

A lunartick.

I asked a genie to make me a nightmare for others.

He turned me into a nocturnal horse that helps people.

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An octopus walks into a bar [NSFW]

An octopus walks into a bar and the bartender immediately turns to him and says “Hey buddy, we don’t serve your kind here! You have to leave!” The octopus, feeling disrespected, retorts. “Well why not? I can do anything any of you can do!”

The bartender looks at him, discontent. “Really? Well...

What does a house full of frat boys partying without face masks and a cage full of Chinese pangolins have in common?

They're all nocturnal. What did you think I was going to say? (Seriously, though, wear a mask.)

A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

The best private eye

I'm a top notch investigator, I always research everyone throughly. During the day I research their real life activities and understand who they are as a person I call this "Daytime recon" and when the sun goes down I check online to find out about who they are behind a screen and if they are a dang...

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A woman buys a new car

It comes with a voice activated radio that will play whatever music that the driver desires. She decides to test it out while driving her new car home.

"Classical," she said.

The radio immediately starts playing Nocturne op.9 No.2.

"Country," she said as she turned left.

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