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Nightlight Jokes

I plugged in a nightlight to deal with the monster under the bed.

Tonight it's reading Pet Sematary.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Married Couple Terrified a Cab Driver.

They were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater, having had a break-in in the past, they turned on a nightlight and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard.
When their cab arrived, they walked out from their front door and their rather tubby cat sc...

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