Nail Gun Jokes - 11 Hilarious Nail Gun Jokes

My wife shot me with the nail gun today...

She must think I’m a stud!

The NRA asked what Jesus's favorite gun would be, and I said "a nail gun."

I don't know why they got so offended. Jesus was a carpenter.

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A construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a job.

He asks the first guy, "Can you take this hammer, throw it in the air, and catch it in your tool belt?"

The first guy says "I sure can!" and tosses the hammer 6 feet in the air. He catches it behind him right in his tool belt.

The foreman nods his head, and says to the second guy, "...

A man was attacked by a guy with an upholstery nail gun.

He's okay. He's recovered now.

I just accidentally shot my wife in the hand with a nail gun...

Well, that's what she gets for covering her eyes.

Jesus's favorite gun

My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.

He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text th...

What common item from a hardware store can be used to fasten a duck to a fence?

Duct ta......nope, a nail gun.

What is Jesus’s least favorite type of gun?

A nail gun.

Ohhh... that’s in bad taste.

What's Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun

Sorry Christians, please don't get that cross with me

I got kicked out of my Southern Baptist bible study group

We were wrapping up today's session and our teacher asked the class what type of gun Jesus would have were he around today.

Apparently nail gun was not the right answer

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun.

So sorry if this offends you
Credit to the /r/pka podcast

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