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Muscle Pain Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who suffered muscle pain when writing out equations?

They had fibromyalgebra

After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.

Pill commercials nowadays be like

“After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!”

“Consult a doctor if you’re experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine”

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