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Have you ever smelled moth balls?

I can never get their tiny legs apart.

I love the smell of moth balls...

but it's so hard to hold their little legs apart.

If you have a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the other, what have you got?

A bloody big moth!

Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes?

How'd you get their little legs apart?
(Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)

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I just realized I have no idea what moth balls smell like. Have you ever smelled a moth ball before?

“Yeah, they’re awful!”

How’d you manage to get those tiny legs apart?

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Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls

But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart.

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What's the worst part about smelling moth balls?

Having to move the moth dick out of the way first.

I was organizing my closet and decided to smell the moth balls. Yuck.

The hardest part was holding his tiny legs apart.

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I know they are supposed to keep my closet fresh, but moth balls smell terrible.

It's not worth spreading their tiny, insect legs apart to smell them either.

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There was a formal dance, but the butterfly wasn’t there. Why?

It was a moth ball.

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Grandma’s Closet

When I was about 7 years old, I used to LOVE the smell of moth balls. It always reminded me of my grandmother’s closet. The only problem was that it was SUPER hard to spread the little fuckers legs apart.

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The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class.

She said, "Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?"
The quick witted retort came flying back "Well miss have you seen the size of moth balls?"

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Walk-in Closet

I went into my walk-in closet this morning and turned on the light. To my surprise, I saw my wife licking moth balls.

I was actually impressed she was able to get the little fucker's legs apart.

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