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How different military branches use stars

The Army sleeps under the stars

The Navy navigates by the stars

And the Airforce choose hotels by the stars

Secretary Mattis presented the Military Branches with sticks

The Army turned theirs into a weapon

The Navy used it as an oar

The Air Force put theirs on display at Lackland

The Marines held onto theirs confused.

Secretary Mattis asked them "you don't have any idea what to with that?"

The Marines replied "We do, but the Presi...

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