Marshall Mathers has agreed to be the spokesman for the Johnson&Johnson Covid Vaccine...
...cuz you only get one shot.
The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com
They cited Eminem domain
Marshall Mathers wants to make a statement but he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s saying it so
He requests eminemity.
Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.
A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...
What is Eminem made of?
He is made of Mathers
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