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Krueger Jokes

Why was Freddy Krueger late for work?

Cause traffic is a nightmare on Elm Street.

Snow White, a dwarf and Freddy Krueger are having an argument

Snow White says "I'm the most beautiful person in the world! I know it!" The dwarf says "Stop lying, of course you're not! But I'M the shortest person on this earth." Freddy Krueger says "Well, I'm the ugliest person on earth!" Snow white says "Guys, stop arguing! We can just go to the magic mirror ...

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What do Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

I know absolutely LOADS about the Dunning-Krueger effect

I probably know even more than Mr Dunning-Krueger himself

I am an expert on the Dunning-Krueger effect.

It’s the effect that states that anything that can go wrong will

What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on?

Psycho Path.

From the FBIs Most Wanted List....

Two men have become the most dangerous in America!

Dunning and Krueger!

Yo momma so ugly...

... Even Freddy Krueger has nightmares.

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