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Math Book Jokes

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Damn girl are you a math book?

Because you have a lot of fucking problems I don't want to deal with.

What's the difference between a math book and a chemistry book?

One has problems, and the other has solutions.

What did the math book say to the literature book?

I envy you, you’re so full of stories and I’ll I’ve got is problems

Why are math books always so stressed?

They have a limitless amount of problems that need to be solved.

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I have the sex appeal of a math book.

Ive never seen anyone open a math book and didn't say "fuck me".

Why was the math book sad?

It had lots of problems.

[My little brother told me this earlier.]

What did one math book say to the other?

When am I ever going to use this in real life?

Found in an old math book

Good induction versus bad induction.

A scientist had two Iarge jars before him on the laboratory table. The jar on his left contained a hundred fleas; the jar on his right was empty. The scientist carefully lifted a flea from the jar on the left, placed the flea on the table between the two j...

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar

They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday

Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully

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A blonde girl in second grade comes home one day really excited with a large grin on her face,

Running to her mother she says, "Mom!! mom! Today the teacher asked what letter comes after S, and i was the first in class to say T! Is it because I'm smarter?" Her mom sighs, "Yes honey."

The very next day she runs home from school and with a large proud smile on her face she tells her moth...

A Classic!

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.

After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in af...

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Was told this joke a couple of years ago and I still find it funny. (Kind of really Long)

So there's three guys in a car. One is a scientist, one a mathematician, and one a truck driver. Suddenly, one of the tires gets stuck in a pothole, the car flips over and they all die. They ascend to heaven and the guy at the gate tells them "There's only room for one of you here. You will all h...

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