Mars Bars Jokes - 8 Hilarious Mars Bars Jokes

So, Mars Bars are just nutless Snickers, right?

I guess you could say that they're infertile.

Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!

i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

Did you hear about the candy vehicles from another planet?

They were Mars Bars Mars Cars

What is Elons Musk favorite snack?

Mars bars.

The Gym..

I went to the gym and there's a new machine. I used it for an hour and ended up feeling sick.

Its good though, it does everything.

Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers ...

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

New machine at the gym.

They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.

They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...

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Four astronauts...

Four astronauts have just begun a very long space journey, they were told to each bring a treat. The first astronaut asks the group "Hey guys, what did you bring? I have a bunch of MARS bars!" The second guys smiles and says "Cool, I brought Starbrusts!" he then asks the third guy "How about you, wh...

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