Mars Bars Jokes - 8 Hilarious Mars Bars Jokes

So, Mars Bars are just nutless Snickers, right?

I guess you could say that they're infertile.

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Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!

i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

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Did you hear about the candy vehicles from another planet?

They were Mars Bars Mars Cars

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What is Elons Musk favorite snack?

Mars bars.

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The Gym..

I went to the gym and there's a new machine. I used it for an hour and ended up feeling sick.

Its good though, it does everything.

Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers ...

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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New machine at the gym.

They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.

They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...

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Four astronauts...

Four astronauts have just begun a very long space journey, they were told to each bring a treat. The first astronaut asks the group "Hey guys, what did you bring? I have a bunch of MARS bars!" The second guys smiles and says "Cool, I brought Starbrusts!" he then asks the third guy "How about you, wh...

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