My mate has a bit of a stammer, and when I sent him to the shop to buy me some Maltesers
He came back with M&M's!
Just got banned from weight watchers club, after I dropped a bag of chocolate Maltesers on the floor.
It was the best god damn game of hungry hippos I have ever seen.
What do you call a bunch of bullies from Malta?
My local cinema was robbed last night of £754.
The thieves took a bag of maltesers, a pick n mix and a large drink...
So a Movie Theatre was robbed
It was discovered that 5 bags of skittles, 10 snickers and 1 bag of Maltesers were stolen. The Theatre representative made a statement that they have lost over 4,500$ in stock was stolen.
Shopping with Wife
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury's. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following le...
How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.