Make Call Jokes - 4 Hilarious Make Call Jokes

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Why can't you make calls at a Nazi center?

The reception isn't great

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone!

My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

With a pile of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on 50 and toss the rest.

“Throw away 250 resumes?” I asked, shocked. “What if the best candidates are in there?”

He thought for a moment and said, *“You have a point but then again, I don’t need people with bad luck around here.”*

John gave his hillbilly cousin Billy a phonecard. "You can make calls with this ." John then went to get a drink.

In the corner of his eye, he noticed Billy whispering frantically into the card: "Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

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