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Madame Tussaud Jokes

What happens when you take my wife to Madame Tussauds?

Me and the wife went to Madame Tussauds chamber of horrors today. The wife was really enjoying it.
Until one of the workers said "Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking..."

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Got lucky on a business trip to London

On a recent trip to London I hit the jackpot and was lucky enough to have sex with the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton!
 
After this amazing experience I have drawn 3 conclusions:
 
1. Her tits are really firm, they are probably fake.
 
2. She didn...

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