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Winston Chuchhill

Lady Astor: Mr. Chuchhill, if you were my husband I’d poison you.

Winston: If you were my wife I’d drink it.

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Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort)

Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

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