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Long Word Jokes

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I like to masturbate long words into my sentences.

Even if I don’t know what they mean.

What long word only has one letter?

An Envelope!

My friend keeps using long words

I just think he's trying to sound Photosynthesis

Funny fact

So there is people that have a fear of long words and it's called
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
And it is also one of the longest words in the dictionary.
Makes me chuckle

A farmer heads to town to buy a bull.

A cow-herding farmer decides he wants to get into the cow-breeding business, so he takes his saved money, tells his wife he'll send her a telegram when he's got a bull for pickup, and heads towards town.

Once he's there, he realizes that the bull's gonna cost a bit more than he expected. So w...

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My wife called me a paedophile yesterday

Quite a long word for a 9 year old.

I might not be the most companionable, engrossing and perspicacious person.

But at least I know long words.

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