Little People Jokes - 17 Hilarious Little People Jokes

I went to a store that sells door locks for little people.

Low key, it was pretty nice.

Why are “Little People” so upset that Hugh Grant is playing an Oompa Loompa ?

Because they are Short Tempered…?

Please stop making jokes about little people

How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?

Two little people walk into A bar

Two little people walk into a bar, and at the end of the night, each of them go back to their hotel with a woman. Their rooms are side by side. One of the little people ended up not getting lucky with their lady of the evening, but hears constant grunting from his friend in the next room over.
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My wife asked me "Are you sometimes surprised at how little people change ?"

I said, "The process is the same. They just have tiny clothes"

What do you call a convention of little people?

A small get together.

What size of airplane would little people ride?

Mid-Jet!

Little people are often referred to as dwarves...

...but that's a misgnomer

What's it called when you try to appear PC by conspicuously including little people in your company's ad material

Tolkienism

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Three little people are sitting at a bar.

The first little person says, "I have pretty small feet, more so than anybody else I know. In fact, I think I could make the Guinness World Record for smallest feet."

The second says, "I have never met a grown man as short as I am. I think I'll go to apply with Guinness for the 'world's short...

I've been doing my psychology PhD thesis on the mental health and wellbeing of little people. After 4 long years and multiple studies, I've concluded...

6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.

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Saw some Little People marching for Sexual Health Awareness yesterday...

They were chanting “Stand Up for Blowjobs”.

What do you call the smallest of a group of little people mothers?

The Minimum!

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3 little people were gathered around a Guinness World Record book, and they all wanted in.

The first looked at his hands and said "I have small hands! I bet I can get in with these guys!"

The second looked at her feet saying "hey, I have small feet! I bet I can get in for the smallest feet!"

The third looked at (you probably guessed it) his penis, saying "okay... I'm a shoe-...

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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A mother and son are traveling together on the Northern Pacific railroad.

The boy says, "Mommy, if big cows can have little cows and big horses can have little horses and big people can have little people, then why can't big trains have little trains?"

"That's a good question. You should ask the engineer that question."

So the boy goes all the way up to the ...

Because of my social anxiety, I prefer to do things with very little people around me.

It makes me feel better being taller than everyone else.

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