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Lifeforce Jokes

A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman...

The general stood tall and said "1780 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1780?! That long?! You must be an immortal! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddle...

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The screw and the bellybutton

So a guy I work with told us this joke on the plane, went on for full 30' which made it even funnier smh, this is a short version:

A boy is born and is perfectly normal, arms legs ears and stuff, except a tiny detail: He had a screw on his bellybutton. Parents send him to all doctors imagina...

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