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I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such

I was involved in very organized crime

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My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week.

We suspect it's connected to organized crime.

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Instead of working out, I'm just going to get a label maker.

I'll label my scale "1-10", then every time I step on it I'll be reminded that on a scale of 1-10, I'm a 220.

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