Keyboard Player Jokes

...after his Hammond c70, Moog 361 and Casio with a built in valve and leslie keyboards all broke down at once.


The coroner said he died of multiple organ failure

It was named "Four-play", but we had to get rid of the keyboard player. He kept messing up the intro by trying to enter too early.

None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand

after a long successful life finally dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Bruce! We're so glad you're finally here! God's a big fan, you know."

Bruce, of course, is flabbergasted. "Really?"

"You bet! In fact, he's arranged to have the whole E ... read more