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Kardashians Jokes

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season...

I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.

I like my coffee like I like the Kardashians

I don't

Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...

But that child is going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left...

What do the Kardashians have in common with deer?

They get a new rack every year.

What do Egyptians and The Kardashians have in common?

The both had no clue that one day their daddy would become a mummy.

When the Kardashians die, they won't be buried or cremated.

They'll be recycled.

Why can't the Kardashians swim at the beach?

Because plastic is bad for the ocean.

My wife's always watching the Kardashians and I'm always watching the news.

I must be rubbing off on her. Based on her internet search history, she's looking at the BBC all the time now

I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.

I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around

Keeping Up With The Kardashians is ending

Kim Kardashians professional career is behind her

What’s the difference between the ocean and the Kardashians?

There’s less plastic in the ocean.

What did Santa say when he dropped down the chimney at the kardashians?

Ho Ho Ho!

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What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common?

They're both filled with Plastic.

Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into?

Photoshop

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What do the Kardashians and penises have in common?

They are both stuck up cunts

What's the Difference Between America and "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"?

I don't even know at this point...

How many kardashians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around her.

What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

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I searched google for photos of Kim Kardashians asshole, but I think their servers are messed up.

All I get is photos of Kanye West

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Walking in on my son

Last night I entered my son's bedroom without knocking and I caught him watching something no parent wants his young kid to watch.

The Kardashians.

I did my best to hide my disgust and considered it a great opportunity to have a one on one with him. I sat down next to him, closed his...

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