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A girl told me she wanted to be "just friends".

I said "Can we be friends with benefits?".

She said "So, you just want sex?".

I said "No, I want you to add me on your health insurance.".

I've been going on a lot of dates with an alien, but I swear we're just friends.

It's a plutonic relationship

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