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Friend Zone Jokes

In Europe, they don't call it the "Friend Zone"

They call it the "Pal Region"

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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To get out of friend zone ,send her a dick pic

Whatever happens next ,you won't be stuck in friend zone for sure

The Friend zone.

It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired.

What’s the difference between high school and the friend zone?

I have a chance of making it out of high school.

Autocorrect has friend zoned me.

It said that it loves me like a brothel.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she

licked my face and wagged her tail!

Dating a redneck

The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a redneck says she loves you like a brother, its go time.

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I'm done. Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint.

What makes it worse is that I live in a small town, so business is pretty limited and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.

I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken.

I'm socially awkwa...

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Story Time

So when I was a kid, I was a total nerd. Excelled in class, but I was bullied a lot. There was this really cute girl in my class. I was absolutely in love. I introduced myself to her and we got to talking. She immediately friend zoned me. I'm hurt, but I'm like, whatever. She's amazing and man, if n...

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