Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it?
It cinq!
A guy is golfing by himself and shanks a ball hard.
He yells, "Goddamn it all to hell!"
St. Peter hears him and asks God, "Aren't you going to do anything about that?"
God says, "Yep."
Next hole is a long par five over water ending in a dog leg. The guy tees up and crushes the ball. It hits the water but just as it does, a turtle...
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