A monk was selling flowers on the Playboy mansion grounds and no one but Hef could get him to leave...
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zealand , is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
PM: "Shut ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger woke up this morning with a sore head and a bad back...
... he put on his dressing gown and slippers, opened the door to his en suite shower and let out a sigh.
“Why is my shoauwer still broken?” He exclaimed. “The plumber was supposed to hef come last week.”
He made his way to the kitchen to fix himself some food. Opening the fridge, a put...
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Topical Jokes (5/16)
Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin!
Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North K...
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