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Yesterday I got stuck in a hall of mirrors

It was a day of reflection

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Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors

I was fucking beside myself!

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Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park?

He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.

I just spotted a massive crowd of ugly clowns. AMA

EDIT: It was a hall of mirrors.

I visited an old, abandoned fairground yesterday...

My whole family advised me not to.


"Don't go near the rollercoaster", said my mum.

"Why?" I asked.

"Remember... the story of how it is haunted by Runaway Tom... a ghost that is said to tie his victims to the track and have the rollercoaster run over them."


"Don't ...

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