The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa.
Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies?
Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.
[NSFW] Why did Roy Moore never miss a local Girl Scouts' meeting?
Because Brownies are delicious.
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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off, "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30." She said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic ...
I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.
We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound li...
Why do girl scout cookies taste so good?
I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date...
...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella.
A bear walks into a bar
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The bear sighs and says "I'm just lamenting about the one that got away." The bartender questions further asking "Well what happened, did she move away, was it a wrong place wrong time kind of thing?" The bear replies "No no nothing like that... she was just t...
There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.
His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...
There’s a green man
Who lives in a green a house and one day he was having a shower,when he heard a knock on the door. So he puts on a towel and walks to the door and when he gets to the door there’s a Girl Scout selling cookies. “Would you like a cookie, sir “said the girl “of course let me get my “ said the gre...
A young man went to church one day...
A young man went to church one day, and during the service he saw a lovely young woman. Being a healthy, red-blooded young man, he decided to go up to her after the service and introduce himself. When he asked her for her name, she replied "Jezebel," with a wry little smile.
I attacked the people who robbed me the other day
Ive never seen girl scouts run so fast
I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing.
Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...
What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?
"Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"