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A hunchback and a guy with a club foot meet each Friday at the pub.

One Friday, lamenting their disabilities, they complain about the length of their walk. "It would be great to short cut through the cemetery" says the guy with the hunchback. "That cemetery is haunted" says the guy with the club foot, "It's madness to walk through there at night!".

After enj...

8 years ago Neil Armstrong died, such a loss for mankind.

My Apollo-gies to his family.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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