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Why did Waldo and Carmen Sandiego get jobs at Home Depot?

Because you can never find anyone who works there.

A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners

After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the harde...

How do dolphins get job satisfaction?

By working in positions that give them a sense of porpoise.

Now that Marijuana is legal in Canada, I decided to get job in the industry.

So far it's a pretty kushy place to work.

Why do spiders usually get jobs in tech?

Most of them are already competent web developers.

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